Low Rider is a Little Higher(The Infallible Eddie)

POSTER: Shan and Cacique

So, since Eddie and Nyurp have Never posted their Bios, your friendly neighborhood Spiderwomen are here to do it for them. So, we're gonna tell you all about Eddie and his faults in this episode of "Guess who's right"

Eddie....where to start....well, he's ....um....complex. Yea, that's a good word. He is also infallible, according to himself.He'll never ever say it out loud, but he thinks so, and when you get to know him you can tell from the way he acts, that he thinks he is God. He just doesn't get why no one else sees it the same way he does. He's a riot though, real funny when you get to know him, and with an unusually large repertoire of crude jokes that you would never expect to come out of the mouth of this quiet little boy.

He also is HUGE D&D dork, and is in love with all kinds of weird music and bands you've probably ((rightly so)) never heard of. I mean, lets face it, he has ever Flogging Molly CD and CDs by some guy who's music genre is titled "Punk Gypsy Folk Rock." Don't ask, it's better if you don't know. Um....if you catch him playing video games, then he seems like a normal 20someting, you know, shooting his buddies in the head, smashing cars into guardrails, and throwing magic missiles at goblins, but don't ask him about fantasy games, seriously, cause then he dorks out. He's the only guy I know who can kick my ass at racing games, and it annoys me to no end. He's better at first person shooters than me because he spends most his free time playing Halo3 or Rockband with Nyurp. And yes, he's joined the Rockband gang, ugh.....

He is extremely spontaneous though, and if he's interested in something, then he will concentrate on that thing until he gets bored, but if he's not interested, then OMG, it's the end of the world if you try to get him to participate! The trick is learning how to make it seem like it was his idea, cause then he'll be interested, like Twister.....you just gotta mention you have twister, wait a few hours for him to ask if you were gonna play, then say he has to play too since it's his idea. It works. Pst, don't tell him we know how to manipulate him, kk? Good.

He really is one of the funniest guys we know, simply because he won't talk to someone if he thinks they aren't worth his time, and for that most people think he's shy, which means it's usually a shock to the system when he does or says something that most people find offensive, but sadly, we're used to. That and, ya know, he plots world domination...still not sure if he's serious about that one or not. And he is so fun to embarrass.

Seriously, you know how ever group of friends has that one person who blushes at every sexual innuendo, that's our Eddie! You wanna see him turn redder than a tomato in July? Just start flirting with him. The funny part is, in order to try and regain some of his confidence, he'll start playing along after a few minutes, than say something to totally embarrass himself, and go hide in a corner dorking over D&D with Nyurp.

He's also a spaz. Can't sit still for more than ten seconds, seriously, I've counted. And, he'll randomly jump up, or get two inches from your face or throw his hands in the air and scream, just because he hasn't moved in the last five seconds. So, watch out for random Eddie attacks.

Let's see, what else can I out up here about our Eddie? IDK, maybe Cheeze will add something to this later, for now, that's it. I can't think of more to list today.